Sunday, October 26, 2008

The MAAAAAD Universe

The world as you know it could all be lies.

The problem is... You never know which part of it is lies.
Is this a lie? Is that a lie? What is truly fake and what trulytrulytruly is real?

Let this swish around in your brain for a moment.

The universe as we know it. We seem to think on a singular plane. We can only dream in so many dimensions. What do we perceive? In our solar system there are nine known planets, Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune and Pluto. But that is only what we perceive.

This is what the solar system looks like in our science classes when we were in school:



All in a straight line, one after another. 1 plane 2 dimensional




Now. Think back to what an atom looks like:




Not just 1 plane. Protons and neutrons coming and going in all sorts of directions. All orbiting around the central location. Quite interesting to think of things on multiple orbital paths.

What if our local solar system works like that? Our planets orbit on a different plane from others. Our orbits could be something like this:





So, is there any significance to this?(aliens) I personally think so because if we are able to see 9 planets on our orbital plane(aliens), how many other planets could possibly be there, orbiting the sun(aliens), that we are completely unaware of because they only pass our field of view every 13,000 years or something. If there are planets out there(aliens) that are like that, maybe one orbits close enough to us(aliens) that it could throw off our gravity, fuck with our tides, cause massive death, an ice age. Maybe that is what killed the dinosaurs(aliens), maybe that is what will happen in 2012(aliens), maybe we have 9,000 planets orbiting the sun.

(aliens)(aliens)(aliens)(aliens)(aliens)(aliens)(aliens)

Yeah, and maybe the dinosaurs died because Jesus drove a Hummer and used to shoot brontosauruses from helicopters. DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING!

Maybe the chicken crossed the road because it was scared of chemical weapons.

Chicken.




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